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Hitler was just a huge troll.
Interviewer:
So, how exactly did your power come into play?
Hitler: Well, you see. It all started as a really big joke. My friends and I were drunk and I just started talking about "taking over the world" and "eradicating the Jews". I mean, it's all a bit blurred but it's still funny to think about because I'm fucking Jewish, you know?! Aha! Anyway, yeah. It all escalated really quickly and things got out of hand and...I guess..I mean, a few people died-
Interviewer: A few?! Are you kidding me?!
Hitler: Yes! Yes, I am. A lot of people died. I don't know why people listened to me. I was doing shit for the hell of it and people just looked up to me I guess. They thought, "That Hitler is one swell guy and he has his head on straight, I want to follow him" and so it began.
Hitler: Well, you see. It all started as a really big joke. My friends and I were drunk and I just started talking about "taking over the world" and "eradicating the Jews". I mean, it's all a bit blurred but it's still funny to think about because I'm fucking Jewish, you know?! Aha! Anyway, yeah. It all escalated really quickly and things got out of hand and...I guess..I mean, a few people died-
Interviewer: A few?! Are you kidding me?!
Hitler: Yes! Yes, I am. A lot of people died. I don't know why people listened to me. I was doing shit for the hell of it and people just looked up to me I guess. They thought, "That Hitler is one swell guy and he has his head on straight, I want to follow him" and so it began.




